Your Best 'HeroicDeath' Death Broadcasts! I Want All The Best!

What is the best HeroicDeath broadcast quote you've heard in a while?
If you're a server Admin, what clever death-jokes do you send around your server?
If you visit servers, which one stuck out?
And if you've never heared of HeroicDeath look at the plugin page below:
http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/in...-server-broadcasts-on-player-death-1060.3255/
So post your funnyest, cruelest or meanest quotes below! (Who's is the best, I wonder...)

 

for the fire thing, I said "(name) turned into a black marshmallow

 

Good One!

 

"Hear that sizzling sound? [name] should have put their valuables away when they had the chance."

 

here are a few right out of my config:

Code:

:Spider

%d just learned that only spiderman got powers from getting bit

:Ghast

%d, buddy, those giant burning flying balls of fire...dodge them

:Fall

redbull didnt give %d wings...

:Creeper

%d just learned the hard way what that hissing noise means

:Fire

hey %d, smoking kills (well its the burning really, but consider this a PSA)

:Cactus

seriously %d, how did that even happen? a cactus? really?

:Giant

%d is not the david in this david versus goliath story

:pigZombie

normally pigzombies are pretty casual, but %d found a way to set them off

 

great ones
want to hear more...

 

"*killer* went kinky on *killed one*, unfortunately the latter didn't survive when the sword came out..."

 

Nice! I like 'RedBull didn't give %d wings...'!

 

pigzombie:
Oink! (name) died from a pig.... ZOMBIE!

 

I compiled all of your idea's and a few of my own into my file. Here is the entire thing for the copy pasters.

Code:

#This file contains custom messages for death events.
#You can specify as many messages as you want (within reason) for each death type.
#Just be sure each message is on a new line under the appropriate label.
#When a player dies, a random message from the appropriate label is chosen.
#Accepted variables:
# - %d holds the name of the dead player.
# - %a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
# - %i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
# - %w holds the world the death occurred in
#Custom item names may be defined in the 'heroicdeath.items' file.
:Drown
%d drowned
%d is swimming with the fishes
%d took a long walk off a short pier
%d has something to say! GLUB GLUb GLub Glub glub..
:Cactus
%d died on a cactus
%d poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
seriously %d, how did that even happen? a cactus? really?
Tonight on When Plants Attack! %d crosses the wrong cactus!
:Fire
%d burned to death
%d forgot how to stop, drop and roll
hey %d, smoking kills! Well it is the burning really, but consider this a PSA.
:Explosion
%d apparently has an explosive personality
%d exploded
:Creeper
%d was creeper bombed
%d hugged a creeper
%d just learned the hard way what that hissing noise means
%d was killed by a creeper. What a boomer!
%d ,Did you know Creepers are explosve? Well now you do!
Creeper was very happy to sssssssseee %d
:Fall
%d fell to their death
%d took a leap of faith
redbull didnt give %d wings...
%d died from falling. Can't blame that one on lag ehh?
:PVP
%a killed %d wielding %i
%a went kinky on %d, unfortunately the latter didn't survive when the sword came out...
%a Wins! %d says it was a lucky shot.
:Void
%d fell into the Gap
:Monsters
%d was killed by an angry %a
:Lava
%d was killed by lava
%d became obsidian
%d took a bath in a lake of fire
%d turned into a black marshmallow
Hear that sizzling sound? %d should have put their valuables away when they had the chance.
:Other
%d died from unknown causes
%d was killed by Herobrine
:Suffocation
%d suffocated
%d was smothered with love? Nope.. just smothered
:Dispenser
%d did not need a dispenser there.
%d got shot by a dispenser.
%d ITS A  TRAP! A dispenser trap!
%d is no Indiana Jones against dispensers.
:Lightning
%d got electrocuted.
%d has an electrifying personality.
%d made a suitable ground.
:Spider
%d just learned that only spiderman got powers from getting bit
:Ghast
%d, buddy, those giant burning flying balls of fire...dodge them
:Giant
%d is not the david in this david versus goliath story
:pigZombie
normally pigzombies are pretty casual, but %d found a way to set them off
Oink! %d died from a pig.... ZOMBIE!

 

Haha.