MySQL is too difficult to setup YAML is too hard to understand Reading plugin documentation is beneath me I'm gonna have the best server ever!
I need a plugin that will allow me to store a vast amount of data, without a proper database setup, which should have no configuration, and be tailored to my server specifically, also I expect this to all be done by a dev who isn't getting paid a cent for doing such a large task. My next request will be a new server mod like CraftBukkit, but without all of those pesky 'bukkit.yml' and 'server.properties' files.
I think this angered me the most. He says he have no clue on to set em up. How the **** does he know how they are if he can't figure out the simplest of things?